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burdge:

those damn hipsters

burdge:

those damn hipsters

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 |10,237 notes

shitting-on-children:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

AGREED

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |706,464 notes
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |245,626 notes

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |320,710 notes

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |201,426 notes
limecrime:

Inspiration
Pink mascara, lilac eyeliner, bleached brows!

limecrime:

Inspiration

Pink mascara, lilac eyeliner, bleached brows!

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |18,305 notes
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |159 notes
sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |82,132 notes
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |153,345 notes

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |56,793 notes
straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |46,335 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |81,531 notes

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |50,714 notes

themattyhealy:

themattyhealy:

what is this panic at the disco thing happening now

actually u kno what i dont care  

look at this cool skeleton slapping its own ass

image

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |1,139 notes

isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |14,422 notes