fave adventure time couples <3 (human au ahahah)
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"~Annabeth
Occasional trigger warning
girls of the twelfth legion fulminata
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY
If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch
if you make a boy feel bad about his body then u a bitch as well
if you make potato feel bad about his body then u a bitch
This is the only drawing that I liked from the ones I did last night. The others were complete shit
to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year
"I’m not really dead."
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
”I’m determined to be taller than you are”
determination will get you anywhere
it’s hermione fucking granger what did you expect
I want someone to decribe me the way Miles did to Alaska <3